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2:33am: Lex Luthor, Ruler of Australia

4:33am: Gigantor the space aged robot - He is at your command!

12:24am: Booing Blue Cola-super brain panic

5:51am: I wanna move out of this town more and more every day but at the same time I feel tied down to it

Where am I gonna get the money??!?!

In other news, I found out today that Coke is phasing out the Vanilla Coke line. Great! Let's stop making Ryan's favorite drink!

12:20pm: Johnnie. Walker. Red. Label.

8:55pm: "I shake drinks that have fruit juices and stir drinks that are all spirits"
- Bartender on the History Channel

numb nuts telling me to shake martinis

7:09am: Operation Trip to Chicago with is underway

CSO.. Mahler 5.. = !!!

9:51am:

I took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Wants to make a favorable impression and be recogn..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

Weeeird, it was righto

5:34am: I am from the common sense police, and you're in strict violation

3:53am: He's someone's great great gtreat great grandad

3:12pm: Your platinum card is ready for activation!

3:03pm: cuzabadmendon'ttakekindlytahandgrenades